Anagram fun

Click here to get an anagram of your name (or any other word or words). My full name ends up being, "I'm warm, parasitic weakling cow." Yeah, that about describes it!
In honor of my newfound status as a weakling cow, I present the following poem:

The Purple Cow
by Gelett Burgess
(Reflections on a Mythic Beast Who's Quite Remarkable, at Least.)

I NEVER saw a Purple Cow;
I never hope to See One;
But I can Tell you, Anyhow,
I'd rather See than Be One.

and this one, by the same author:

The Purple Cow: Suite

Ah, Yes! I Wrote the 'Purple Cow' --
I'm Sorry, now, I Wrote it!
But I can Tell you Anyhow,
I'll Kill you if you Quote it!